FREE DIRECT LINE!!
Wide coverage throughout the universe!
Available 24 hours a day until eternity!
Bonus points with every sincere call!
All requests granted,
or will be replaced with something better – by The All-Wise and The All-Knowing.
No intercession or mediators needed!
The Most High comes directly to you!
"When my servants ask you concerning Me,
I am indeed CLOSE (to them):
I listen to every prayer of every supplicant when he calls on Me,
let them also, with a will, listen to My call,
and believe in Me: that they may walk in the right way."
Aren’t we proud to be Muslims?