pwoud mothers..

Four catholic ladies are having coffee together.

The first woman tells her friends, "My son is a Priest. When he walks into a room, everyone calls him "Father"."

The second woman chirps, "Well, my son is a Bishop. Whenever he walks into a room, people say "Your grace"."

The third woman says smugly, "My son is a Cardinal. Whenever he walks into a room, people say "Your Eminence"."

The fourth woman sips her coffee in silence. The first three women give her this subtle "well??"

She replies, "My son is a gorgeous 6'2" stripper. When he walks into a room, people say "Oh my GOD!""