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Sabtu, 17 Oktober 2009

pwoud mothers..


Four catholic ladies are having coffee together.

The first woman tells her friends, "My son is a Priest. When he walks into a room, everyone calls him "Father"."

The second woman chirps, "Well, my son is a Bishop. Whenever he walks into a room, people say "Your grace"."

The third woman says smugly, "My son is a Cardinal. Whenever he walks into a room, people say "Your Eminence"."

The fourth woman sips her coffee in silence. The first three women give her this subtle "well??"

She replies, "My son is a gorgeous 6'2" stripper. When he walks into a room, people say "Oh my GOD!""

Selasa, 13 Oktober 2009

the pwice of politics


A couple of opposing candidates for county office happened to be sitting next to each other in the local diner. One turned to the other and said, "You know why I'm going to win this election? Because of my personal touch." "For example, I always tip waitresses really well and then ask them to vote for me."

"Oh, really?" replied the other. "I always tip them a nickle and ask them to vote for you."


Isnin, 12 Oktober 2009

PUBLIC TALK: Women's Rights: What MEN should know and What WOMEN Dont Know




Public Lecture and Open Q&A Session:
Women's Rights: What MEN should know and What WOMEN Do Not Know


Speaker:
Sheikh Hussein Yee
International Speaker,

Sheikh Hussein Yee


Date:
17 October 2009 (SATURDAY)


Time:
8pm-11pm


Venue:
Auditorium,
Kompleks Perdana Siswa (KPS),
Universiti of Malaya.


Contact:
Sis Shah Rizul Ayuni (013 6353936)
Sis Nur Bahiyah (017-9655196)


Click here for more info..


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Sabtu, 10 Oktober 2009

wamai artis rap peluk izlam..


makin wamai artis rap yg memeluk islam...

Antawa meweka adalah Loon, Busta Rhymes dan artis rap wanita Pewancis Diam's.



interview al-jazeewa dgn loon setelah convert ke Islam.



Busta Rhymes bercakap ttg Islam.



Liputan media berkenaan kemasukan Diam's ke Islam.





Jumaat, 9 Oktober 2009

Kisah Dalam Al-Quran - Hati-Hati Dengan 'Maklumat Tambahan'

Sebuah post yg ringkas tp amat bermakna oleh Ust. Adlan...


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Apa maksud saya dengan 'maklumat tambahan'? Ia maklumat yang tidak ada di dalam Al-Quran tetapi 'dipasangkan' dengan kisah Al-Quran. Maka kelirulah sebahagian masyarakat kita lalu disangkanya 'maklumat tambahan' itu adalah 'Al-Quran' itu sendiri.

Contoh?

Untuk meringkaskan cerita, kita ambil beberapa kisah dalam Al-Quran dan kita lihat bersama untuk membezakan antara 'fakta Al-Quran' dan 'maklumat tambahan'.


Kisah Nabi Yusuf...
seorang wanita, isteri seorang pembesar, menggoda Nabi Yusuf - fakta.

namanya Zulaikha, kisah dia jadi gila, kemudian disembuhkan dan kahwin dengan Nabi Yusuf - maklumat tambahan.

Kisah Nabi Daud...
dia membunuh panglima tentera kafir bernama Jalut - fakta.

Nabi Daud pendek, kulit hitam, selalu sakit, dia bunuh Jalut dengan menggunakan lastik batu, tembus badan Jalut dan badan berpuluh ribu tenteranya - maklumat tambahan.

baca selanjutnya di sini.